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<rss xmlns:dc="http://purl.org/dc/elements/1.1/" version="2.0"><channel><atom:link rel="hub" href="http://tumblr.superfeedr.com/" xmlns:atom="http://www.w3.org/2005/Atom"/><description>Laura Michelle.15.Sophomore.Avenged Sevenfold ♥.Guitar.Reading. (TMR / THG) That is my life.I am past gone.</description><title>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/</title><generator>Tumblr (3.0; @yoourmom)</generator><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/</link><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/b1ff71011ab9c59f5339ce8a043b3575/tumblr_mo910d5pkQ1rxvkrmo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53411385780</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53411385780</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:33:02 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>okaysizedbangtheory:

shit they are playing hardball now
</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/tumblr_mdst1li3PQ1rsiabio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://okaysizedbangtheory.tumblr.com/post/36147735191/shit-they-are-playing-hardball-now"&gt;okaysizedbangtheory&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;shit they are playing hardball now&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53411335346</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53411335346</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 20:32:18 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>the-unkept-reality:

♡</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/da4d7e00da20e9588ad81e86f14ae51a/tumblr_monbwtr9EB1s1zjuio1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://the-unkept-reality.tumblr.com/post/53361940567" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;the-unkept-reality&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;♡&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377645447</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377645447</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:29:24 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>
When the teacher uses you in an example and you’re just like

</title><description>&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;When the teacher uses you in an example &lt;span&gt;and you’re just like&lt;/span&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img alt="image" src="http://media.tumblr.com/tumblr_lhsh4bsz9A1qaeq4j.gif"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377625820</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377625820</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:29:09 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/0ad71883c1a6ba03596917d829eb907c/tumblr_mm5yjwVpcq1spfhuro1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377591702</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377591702</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:28:38 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>whorville:

To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://whorville.tumblr.com/post/47813511085/to-instantly-make-your-brownies-into-weed-brownies"&gt;whorville&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
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&lt;p&gt;To instantly make your brownies into weed brownies bake them at 420°&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377575870</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53377575870</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:28:20 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>fuckyeahreactions:

</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://fuckyeahreactions.tumblr.com/post/53349439005" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;fuckyeahreactions&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/cd8c30eb5499dadd1ab10aa1a90ee69b/tumblr_inline_momwxvliZ91qz4rgp.jpg"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53375710758</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53375710758</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:01:36 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>maxinefugen:

So “Who the fuck are you?” is now my favorite phrase. Well, gee, thanks Mackenzie...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://maxinefugen.tumblr.com/post/53350785358/so-who-the-fuck-are-you-is-now-my-favorite" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;maxinefugen&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;So “Who the fuck are you?” is now my favorite phrase. Well, gee, thanks Mackenzie Zales.&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53375699757</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53375699757</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 12:01:26 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>frigerator:


i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://frigerator.tumblr.com/post/52437157178/i-feel-bad-for-adults-on-disney-channel-like-i"&gt;frigerator&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

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&lt;p&gt;i feel bad for adults on disney channel like i feel like they wanted successful acting careers but they couldn’t get any gigs and had to settle for being the bald dad or the hot mom on a show for kids &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53370585087</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53370585087</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 10:44:34 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>girlsofthe80s:

Laura Branigan, 1983</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/5f3f1f394a544d9f0f17984acb80c6cd/tumblr_mng4n7Pg0t1r2kncco1_r1_500.png"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://girlsofthe80s.tumblr.com/post/51538577587/laura-branigan-1983" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;girlsofthe80s&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;Laura Branigan, 1983&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53366906839</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53366906839</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:46:15 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/05b5dd3c2b9bd035a6c5f43f28d3222c/tumblr_mona9yVqms1suk6q2o1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53366711759</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53366711759</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:43:03 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/ec39f0cc76affd3c81a544d307841511/tumblr_monf73C5ir1r0474xo1_500.gif"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53366659202</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53366659202</guid><pubDate>Wed, 19 Jun 2013 09:42:14 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://24.media.tumblr.com/debcd70f14436abceae8fc29147c649c/tumblr_momoerWIfS1qglbqlo1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53343115374</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53343115374</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 23:51:19 -0700</pubDate><category>girl</category><category>pretty</category><category>screaming</category><category>jk</category><category>yawning</category></item><item><title>Photo</title><description>&lt;img src="http://25.media.tumblr.com/718ede66bd26bd3335a25952f06f0902/tumblr_moaay2ieQL1qc5eoko1_500.jpg"/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;&lt;br/&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53314437875</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53314437875</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:32:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>deathpup:

shrexything:

babyferaligator:

oomshi:

is masturbating while smoking weed called...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://deathpup.tumblr.com/post/53296674065/shrexything-babyferaligator-oomshi-is"&gt;deathpup&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shrexything.tumblr.com/post/53295262489/babyferaligator-oomshi-is-masturbating-while"&gt;shrexything&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://babyferaligator.tumblr.com/post/53289961199/oomshi-is-masturbating-while-smoking-weed"&gt;babyferaligator&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://oomshi.tumblr.com/post/53228621464/is-masturbating-while-smoking-weed-called"&gt;oomshi&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;is masturbating while smoking weed called masturblazing &lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no its called highjacking&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;guys no it’s weedwhacking&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;no its called dissapointing ur mother&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53314372264</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53314372264</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 16:31:22 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>lonelywhiteasian:

condorn:

Boys have really hands and fingers wow

yeah girls have very legs and...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://lonelywhiteasian.tumblr.com/post/53153034855/condorn-boys-have-really-hands-and-fingers"&gt;lonelywhiteasian&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://condorn.tumblr.com/post/53152944218/boys-have-really-hands-and-fingers-wow"&gt;condorn&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;Boys have really hands and fingers wow&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;yeah girls have very legs and toes&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278782578</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278782578</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:44:52 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>anaisforthewin:

shapeshiftandtrick:

ryan-aniki:

shapeshiftandtrick:

how does one tell a boy that...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://anaisforthewin.tumblr.com/post/53255030485/shapeshiftandtrick-ryan-aniki"&gt;anaisforthewin&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shapeshiftandtrick.tumblr.com/post/53254948493"&gt;shapeshiftandtrick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://ryan-aniki.tumblr.com/post/53254752306/shapeshiftandtrick-how-does-one-tell-a-boy-that"&gt;ryan-aniki&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://shapeshiftandtrick.tumblr.com/post/53253970359"&gt;shapeshiftandtrick&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;how does one tell a boy that one likes him&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;I am a boy and have a foolproof plan for this:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;ol&gt;&lt;li&gt;text them and start playing one of those 20q games&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if they start being a dodgy fella drop em&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;if they ask “You like anyone?”&lt;br/&gt; reply Yeah, you.&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;li&gt;If they give you a negative reply sayin they dont like you back then just correct yourself to “*Yeah, you?”&lt;/li&gt;
&lt;/ol&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;dude that is genius&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;slow clappin’ it out.&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278728915</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278728915</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:43:48 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>hitlersbreastmilk:

tumblr more like numblr because i sit too long and cant feel my frickin legs...</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://hitlersbreastmilk.tumblr.com/post/39803730746/tumblr-more-like-numblr-because-i-sit-too-long-and"&gt;hitlersbreastmilk&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;tumblr more like numblr because i sit too long and cant feel my frickin legs holy crap&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278697944</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278697944</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:43:11 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>internetexplorers:

if you’re a cute boy and you call me baby i will actually melt on you
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a class="tumblr_blog" href="http://internetexplorers.tumblr.com/post/41214184541"&gt;internetexplorers&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;blockquote&gt;
&lt;p&gt;if you’re a cute boy and you call me baby i will actually melt on you&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278693663</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53278693663</guid><pubDate>Tue, 18 Jun 2013 07:43:05 -0700</pubDate></item><item><title>a-pet-misha-collins:

When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise
</title><description>&lt;p&gt;&lt;a href="http://a-pet-misha-collins.tumblr.com/post/52795967675/when-youre-in-the-shower-and-you-hear-a-noise" class="tumblr_blog"&gt;a-pet-misha-collins&lt;/a&gt;:&lt;/p&gt;

&lt;blockquote&gt;&lt;p&gt;When you’re in the shower and you hear a noise&lt;/p&gt;
&lt;p&gt;&lt;img src="http://media.tumblr.com/294f19d8270a715105b5feec69617a50/tumblr_inline_moafva53aj1qz4rgp.png" alt="image"/&gt;&lt;/p&gt;&lt;/blockquote&gt;</description><link>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53259238833</link><guid>http://yoourmom.tumblr.com/post/53259238833</guid><pubDate>Mon, 17 Jun 2013 23:02:54 -0700</pubDate></item></channel></rss>
