according to astronomy, when you wish upon a star you’re actually a few million years late. that star is dead just like your dreams
me: hey can i go out with friends
dad: yeah ok have fu-
mum: YOU ARE GOING TO GET RAPED TAKE THIS SWORD YOU WILL PROBABLY NEED IT
we'd probably liveblog the end of the world
ahh my mom just got hit by a rock omg!!!!
rip mommy u were a good bitch
flood is coming!!
omg water is in my house
nO NOT MY COMPUter
it's ok i have service on my phone guys
OMG MY SISTER IS DROWnING
aw a fireman is here
he's giving my sister mouth 2 mouth
i ship it omg
otp; i know how to save a life
whoa the earth is like breaking open
Reblog if you laugh at HILARIOUS Tumblr posts...
ohh-boyy: maybe-i-need-you: overreacti0n: Rule of Tumblr: every time you see this video, YOU REBLOG IT. And sing along. No questions asked.
asiagobagels: wtfgillian: Waiting for someone’s text like: “why aren’t they replying yet…” Then you finally get their reply 40 minutes later: “wtf finally..” “fuck that, I’ll reply in 50 minutes.” this.
Sending risky texts
lovemeimtina: Then shitting bricks waiting for a response
fadingslowlywithtime: p3n1s: masturbation-is-illegal: London learning how to drive YES FINALLY THE VIDEO WUFBUVWOFUOI I’VE BEEN WAITING FOR THIS TO GRACE MY DASHBOARD!!! Would you like to listen to AM or FMMMMM.xD I’m not a child Moseby, I know how to spell PRNDL.
He told all of us for years, including his parents, that he knew two things in...– Matt Sanders (M.Shadows)
Getting ready for school.
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